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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:13
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Then came..
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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